ADAM KAY (2 Books)

1, KAY'S MARVELLOUS MEDICINE

THE OLDEN DAYS WERE PRETTY FUN if you liked wearing chainmail or chopping people's heads off. But there was one TINY LITTLE problem: doctors didn't have the slightest clue about how our bodies worked. Back then...

- PATIENTS GARGLED WITH WEE

- HAIRDRESSERS CUT THEIR CUSTOMERS' LEGS OFF

- PEOPLE GOT PAID FOR FARTING

(I'm afraid that's no longer a thing, sorry.)

So pop a peg on your nose - there was a lot of STINKY PUS in those days - because it's time to explore the GROSS and GRUESOME HISTORY OF THE HUMAN BODY in.

2, KAY'S ANTHONY

ARE BOGEYS SAFE TO FAT?

HOW MUCH OF YOUR LIFE WILL YOU SPEND ON THE TOILET?

WHY DO WE HAVE HIDEOUS CREATURES LIVING IN OUR EYELASHES?

(Yeah, sorry about that)

The human body is extraordinary and fascinating and... well, pretty weird.

Yours is weird. Mine is weird. Your maths teacher's is even weirder.

So sit back, relax, put on some rubber gloves, and let me tae you on a poo and puke-filled tour of your insides.